Journal+9-Pd+1-Sneeze

I am sitting in the classroom. I am attempting to think of a topic. It is a challenge, a very big challenge. Next to me sits Treyton. A bird just flew past the window! I feel a sense of longing to be hiding in a small area known as a circular square. The room is very empty... And quiet! Next to me I hear the music coming from Trey's computer. It empowers me, gives me the strength to wrestle a mountain. Whenever I attempt to wrestle a mountain I win. I never figured out why. Maybe because my body has been enriched with all the vitamins and minerals. You see, I am a very special person who can feed with their feet. As I walk I absorb the nutrients I need to be super powerful. It is very comforting. Sometimes I will step on a piece of gum, a jolt of energy will shoot through me like a bolt of lightning. I may begin to run very fast and destroy the world. Luckily, they created a unit called the GPUU (Gum Picker Upper Unit). They help prevent the world's pure and utter destruction. These people are today's heroes. They deserve the uttermost respect, but yet they do not get that respect. This angers me. Who would disrespect such noble people? Anyway, enough about me. Actually not really. You can never say enough about yourself. Only people who do not believe in the rambling of all human beings (ROAHB) think you can say to much about yourself. I know better though! I will not believe these foolish people. They are worthless in my eyes. Except for that nobody is worthless, all people are worth something even if it is very little. I believe in a democracy formed by communists. Known as a Commicracy. Don't question it just accept. Accepting is the key to everything. If you do not know how to accept you will never be empowered by the Youth of the Nation (YOTN). The Youth of the Nation helps to conquer the fears of the weak, a task that is not easily conquered. Except for the GPUU they can conquer their fears without the wisdom on the YOTN. Well anyway, back to Commicracy. It is a form of government that works best with Nations of 25 people or less. Such as this here classroom. Miss Bortner is the all powerful leader. Residing over the inferior students that are us. There are not many Commicracies anymore, maybe that is because Nations no longer consist of only 25 people or less. What a rip off! We need the Commicracies to annihilate the idea that ROAHB is not real. ROAHB is the foundation of all governments, it has been around since humans could talk, and got us as far as we are now. I haven't to this day, discovered a way in which we would have survived without ROAHB. This is what makes me question the anti-ROAHB. They do not know what they are talking about, at all. Anyway, what was I saying?

Forty minutes passed, a felling of relief sweeps over my body. I fall to the ground, but then I get back up so its okay. Wait a second, did I get back up? Oh yeah, I did I can feel my feet on the ground.